Every once in a while, a comment spammer makes it through the filter, and about 10% of those are hilarious. I shudder to think what this will do to my search terms, but I just have to share this pearl of wisdom:

“Whenever i have diarrhea, i just take some Diatabs or Imodium tablets and it gives me some relief after a few minutes..*;”

Which post did this appear on, you ask? Maybe the one where I was totally sick in bed and incapable of doing anything but blog posting? Nope. It appeared on my No-Blammo post from last November, where I surrendered to NaBloPoMo halfway through the month.

Thanks, Filthy Spammer! You totally read between the lines on that one!

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